Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Domo Arigato Megan Fox

Japan is known for two things: perverted animated porn and fat dudes in diapers who shove each other and call it a sport. That's it... that is, until today. Now they are known as a place where Megan Fox once showed leg at a movie premier. They are also now known at the most kickass country ever. Megan wore regal purple and showed off her ridiculously awesome legs at the Transformers 2 premier. She also signed autographs for a crazy hoard of Japanese dudes while licking her lips suggestively. This is going to be the best film ever.

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For Michael Bay's next movie, he's going to have Megan Fox play a superhero named Megan Fox who can make things explode with her mind but only if she's wearing a bikini and is sucking on a lolipop. It will make 3 gagillion dollars in the first five minutes of opening.

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